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Corporate Nonsense Generator
Corporate Nonsense Generator
Corporate Nonsense Generator
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Corporate Nonsense Generator

Proactively leverage opportunities for silliness and focus with a fidget device that builds absurd workplace expressions.

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Embraces the absurdity of workplace buzzwords with a fidget device believed to ease anxiety, all while creating office nonsense sayings.

  • Comprised of three adjustable wooden segments, the device provides a satisfying twisting motion during stressful situations.
  • Each movement allows the six-sided mixed-media object to scramble and display adverbs, verbs, and nouns commonly found in the corporate world (like "asynchronously implement deliverables" and "dynamically align on ROI").
  • Uncommon Originals: Created by our in-house team and only available at Uncommon Goods.
  • Assembled by hand in Indiana. Designed at Uncommon Goods in Brooklyn, NY.


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Our Uncommon Originals team creates never-before-seen designs that solve problems, celebrate creativity, and, in short, make people happy. A passionate group of dreamers and doers, they've been developing unique, inventive products and collaborating with makers and artists across the globe since 2009.

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Made from

reclaimed maple wood, magnets, steel bearings

Measurements

4.5" x 1.125" x 1.125"

Care

Wipe or dust gently with soft cloth.

Item ID

57517

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