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Dark Humor Misfortune Cookies

Dark Humor Misfortune Cookies

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I wasn't sure what I was going to do with these when I bought them, bu…

  • That Girl
  • Anacortes, Wa

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I purchased these as an April Fool's day gift for my employees last ye…

  • Michelle
  • Oregon

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The cookies were just as fresh as the fortunes inside them 😜

  • KC
  • PA

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  • USA

Full of Chemicals

I bought these because they seemed like a cute idea, but in reality the cookies smelled very synthetic, probably from the chemicals it took to make them black. I ate only one because it didn't taste quite right and because it dyed my teeth black. The fortunes themselves were cute, but the fact that I didn't want to eat the cookies does defeat the purpose of a fortune cookie.

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One of the misfortunes of the Misfortune Cookies is that they temporarily turn your teeth black! The ingredients are wheat flour, sugar, glucose syrup, rapeseed oil, colors FD&C Red #40, Blue #1, Yellow #6, Yellow #5, vanilla flavor, sodium bicarbonate. We've emailed you with details how to take advantage of our Forever Return Policy!

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  • Patrick
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  • Ohio

Fun stuff

My college kid said him and his friends had fun with these

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  • That Girl
  • Anacortes, Wa

Fun Little Bonus

I wasn't sure what I was going to do with these when I bought them, but I knew I needed them! Turns out, they were the perfect ending to my mom's 69th Birthday Party! From 8 years old - 70 years old we ALL had a great laugh at the fortunes, and no one expected the surprise that followed! The kids collected all of the leftover shell pieces to take home and trick friends at school. It was the perfect ending to a great celebration!

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  • Michelle
  • Oregon

Bought these as an April Fool's day gift

I purchased these as an April Fool's day gift for my employees last year. This is an unofficial holiday for my team. I was concerned they would be offensive and NSFW. They are slightly condescending but not offensive to anyone with a sense of humor. My reorder just arrived today!

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  • KC
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  • PA

Will definitely gift it again!

The cookies were just as fresh as the fortunes inside them 😜

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  • Piper
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  • NH

Great gift

Just funny to give as a gift

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  • Ang the Vet Tech
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  • Portland, ME

So funny AND delicious!

This was great for my sassy sister in law she loved it so much!!! Wish I would've gotten the bigger pack! The misfortunes are hilarious and the kids loved their mouths turning black 😂 #sweepstakes

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  • Nik
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  • Durham, NC

Must have for a twisted sense of humor

I gave this as a family gift for the holidays and it was a huge hit.

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  • Grammy
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  • Tulsa ok

A great joke

Fun for stocking stuffer

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  • Heather
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  • Pasadena, Maryland

Fun holiday gift

Ordered several boxes as fun gifts for the holidays and they were a hit! Very unique. They all arrived undamaged and quickly. Would recommend ordering this product from this vendor again.

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  • Maine

How long do they last? Like, if I get them now, will they still be good for a Christmas gift?

Verified reply from Michelle

The current expiration date is listed as 09/09/2023.

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Set of 8/12 meaning 8 boxes or 12 boxes with 13 individually wrapped cookies each?

Verified reply from Allison

There are two sizes. One box has 8 cookies, one has 13.

  • NJ

Do these contain nuts?

Verified reply from Allison

No! Nor are they processed in a facility the uses nuts.

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Are these vegan?

Verified reply from Leslie

Hello! These are vegan friendly and contain no artificial additives.